Tekster: Bowling For Soup. Let's Do It For Johnny!. Valentino.

She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, ?Would you please be mine??
I send her flowers and some candy, yeah
She opened them up and said
?You?re trying to make me fat now?

I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smart, not to tall
Likes to watch TV and play basketball

I bought a car and let her drive it, yeah
She opened the doors and said, ?Oh bother this is red?
I gave her all my notes from algebra, yeah
She opened 'em up and said
?I can?t believe you?re so stupid now?

I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at me

Not to smart, not to tall,
Likes to watch TV and play basketball, play basketball
Play basketball, play basketball

And I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend, yeah
I just want someone to laugh at me

Just want her to look at me
I just want her to talk to me, yeah

I won?t ever make her wash my car, no
I won?t ever take a walk, not unless she?s there