Tekster: Don Williams. Donald and June.

Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoon
Then they came home to lead the big baby boom
June wanted boys, so Margie wore, short hair and corduroys
Soon they had Claire then Linda and Louise, a matching pair
June liked boys

Donald and June they put some money aside
But all in four years they gave away three brides
June spent it all, Donald tried to keep each wedding small
When they were broke, he offered Claire a thousand to elope
Claire said, "Nope"

If things were different for Donald and June
Then things wouldn't be as they are
Where did they go right?
And how did they ever come so far?

Donald and June had finally emptied their nest
They planned a long trip and then a couple year's rest
But Claire had a spat and turned up with her suitcase and her cap
Marge moved next door, now she won't need day care anymore
And the twins had twins

If things were different for Donald and June
Then things wouldn't be as they are
Where did they go right?
And how did they ever come so far?

Donald and June enjoyed their brief honeymoon