Tekster: GG Allin. Doctrine Of Mayhem. GG's X-MAS Song.

One the 1st day of Christmas, my true slut gave to me a virgin so very horny.

On the 2nd day, she gave me 2 pecker rubs and a virgin so very horny.

Now on the 3rd day of Christmas, that ol' bitch, she brought home 3 french whores, 2 pecker rubs and a virgin so very horny.

Now on the 4th day of Christmas, 4 calling girls, 3 french whores, 2 pecker rubs and a virgin so very horny.

On the 5th day of Christmas, she brought me home something special. She brought me home something special. 5 herpie seeds, 4 calling girls, 3 french whores, 2 pecker rubs and a virgin very horny.

On the 6th day of Christmas, she gave me 6 cunts a-laying. But 5 herpie seeds, 4 calling girls, 3 french whores, 2 pecker rubs and a virgin so very horny.

On the 7th day of Christmas, I got wet and wild with 7 swampy ladies, 6 cunts a-laying, 5 herpie seeds, 4 calling girls, 3 french whores, 2 pecker rubs and a virgin so very horny.

Now on the 8th day, I got something special. She went into her lingerie. She got her dirtiest pair of underwear. 8 crusty panties. 8 crusty panties. 8 crusty panties, 7 swampy ladies, 6 cunts a-laying, 5 herpie seeds, 4 calling girls, 3 french whores, 2 pecker rubs and a virgin so very horny.

On the 9th day of Christmas my true slut gave to me 8 of her friends, including herself. 9 chicks a-fucking, 8 crusty panties 7 swampy ladies, 6 cunts a-laying, 5 herpie seeds, 4 calling girls, 3 french whores, 2 pecker rubs and a virgin so very horny.

On the 10th day of Christmas it was a good day for head. I bet you even good ol' Saint Nick stayed home in bed. She gave me 10 sluts a-sucking, 9 chicks a-fucking, 8 crusty panties, 7 swampy ladies, 6 cunts a-laying, and 5 fucking herpie seeds. 4 calling girls, 3 french whores, 2 pecker rubs and a virgin so very horny. Was she ever!

And on the 11th day, I shoulda' been a baby! She gave me 11 tits a-milking, 10 sluts a-fucking, 9 chicks a-fucking, 8 crusty panties, 7 swampy ladies, 6 cunts a-laying, 5 herpie seeds, 4 calling girls, 3 french whores, 2 pecker rubs and a virgin so very horny.

Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. So this is the day we've been waiting for. She gave me, on the 12th day, a lot of licks. Not alot of crack, alot of licks. Alot of dick sucking. Alot of prick fucking. She gave me 12 lips a-licking, 11 tits a-milking, 10 sluts a-fucking, 9 chicks a-fucking, 8 crusty panties, 7 swampy ladies, 6 cunts a-laying, 5 herpie seeds, 4 calling girls, 3 french whores, 2 pecker rubs and a virgin so very horny