Tekster: Gwar. This Toilet Earth. Slap U Around.

I wake you up in the morning baby with a kick in the tit
I treat you like shit, you love it
Smack you right in the face now woman, just to show you I care
And then I kick your pregnant ass right down the stairs

Slap, slap, slap u around
Slap, slap, slap u around
Slap, slap, slap u around
All day, all day, every fucking day

I pay the doctor bills baby, so I'll break what I want
I spend all my money in a fucking restaurant
I let you live in my house now woman, I take you out on the town
And I want some payback now woman, I get to slap you around

Slap, slap, slap u around
Slap, slap, slap u around
Kick you, till you fall down
All day

Slap, slap, slap u around
Slap, slap, slap u around
Till your on your own, on the ground
All day