Tekster: Jilted John. Going Steady.

I've never been very lucky with girls
But then I'd never met Sharon
Now I have, I'm in love
'Cause we've been going out for two months
I see her on Wednesday and Saturday
And on Sunday afternoon
On Wednesday Sharon goes babysitting
For her mum's friend Mrs Higgins
I go with her to watch telly
The kids are horrible and the house is dead smelly
But it's all worth it 'cause when they've gone to bed
We start snogging on the sofa
(chorus)
Yeah, yeah, I love Sharon
Yeah, yeah, she loves me
Yeah, yeah, we love each other
And we're so happy
Then on Saturday night we go
To the bus shelter at the end of the road
We sit in it and mess about
And then we go and buy some chips
I love Sharon and she loves me
And we are going steady
And one day when we save up
We are going to get married
(repeat chorus)

Then on Sunday afternoon
We usually go to the museum
I don't look at what's in there
'Cause when I'm with Sharon I couldn't care
Less
I used to think that girls didn't like me
But Sharon's a girl, and she loves me
She says I'm dead sexy and butch
And much better looking than Starsky and Hutch
And when we go out for a walk
Sometimes other girls look at me
I used to think that I was dead ugly
But now I know I'm not bad looking really
(repeat chorus)
Oh, I love you Sharon
And you love me, don't you?
And when we've saved up, we're going to get married
And your mum and dad like me, I think
And my gran says you're dead nice
Yeah, oh right, yeah
Oh, I love Sharon
And Sharon loves me