Tekster: Shaggy. Hookie Jookie.

Mek yuh know seh a woman and man have two different tings seen
Ladies, I love oonu to death
Girls, you know you got it all locked down
Yo, ha ha, Shaggy

If yuh a creep pon yuh man and mek nuh one see yuh
Caan mek nobody have nuh secret fi yuh
Hookie jookie and di nookie dat I'm givin' to yuh
A creep pon yuh man and mek nuh one see yuh
Caan mek nobody have nuh secret fi yuh
Hookie jookie and di nookie dat I'm givin' to yuh

Ask a woman if she faithful, she say yes indeed
Can't swear fi a woman if she is in need
Overtaken by the hunger that she has to feed
Now whosoever give her what she want, she follow their lead

What do you think will happen when she wants the ride?
When you won't give her and she steps outside
Knock on my door at a quarter past five
Well, you know I'm gonna let her inside

Guess what will happen when I draw these blinds?
What was yours now is suddenly mine
She comes back and she's all full of smiles
And you're too dumb to recognize these signs

A creep pon yuh man and mek nuh one see yuh
Caan mek nobody have nuh secret fi yuh
Hookie jookie and di nookie dat I'm givin' to yuh
Girls, a creep pon yuh man and mek nuh one see yuh
Caan mek nobody have nuh secret fi yuh
Hookie jookie and di nookie dat I'm givin' to yuh

Ain't nuh man a gi yuh gal bun and gi har dat wid cheese
Meet a woman now and later she'd be beggin' please
But a hide it like a woman isn't done wid ease
Nuh matta how yuh try to lie di truth she always sees

The guilt is written all over your face
She already done tried your case
'Cause you made it so easy to trace
Now somebody else's gonna take your place

So when you're out there and you're havin' your fling
Slammin' and bangin', you know them bedspring sing
Back home in bed like she won't notice a thing
Down dressed missed like Irish Spring

If yuh a creep pon yuh man and mek nuh one see yuh
Caan mek nobody have nuh secret fi yuh
Hookie jookie and di nookie dat I'm givin' to yuh
Girl, a creep pon yuh man and mek nuh one see yuh
Caan mek nobody have nuh secret fi yuh
Hookie jookie and di nookie dat I'm givin' to yuh

Well, if you ask a woman if she faithful, she say yes indeed
Can't swear fi a woman if she is in need
Overtaken by the hunger that she has to feed
Now whosoever give her what she want, she follow their lead

Yo, yuh gi yuh gal don't gi har dat wid cheese
Meet a woman now nuh later she be beggin' please
But a hide it like a woman isn't done wid ease
Nuh matta how yuh try to lie di truth she always sees

A cheat pon yuh man and mek nuh one see yuh
Caan mek nobody have nuh secret fi yuh
Hookie jookie and di nookie dat I'm givin' to yuh
Girlfriend, yuh a creep pon yuh man and mek nuh one see yuh
Caan mek nobody have nuh secret fi yuh
Hookie jookie and di nookie dat I'm givin' to yuh

If yuh a creep pon yuh man and mek nuh one see yuh
Caan mek nobody have a secret fi yuh
Hookie jookie and di nookie dat I'm givin' to yuh
Girlfriend, if yuh creep pon yuh man and mek nuh one one see yuh
Caan have nuh secret fi yuh
Hookie jookie jookie and di dat I'm givin' to yuh