Tekster: Slightly Stoopid. Lazermix.

pass me the lazerbeam
whoa they
comin' with some m-16
say now come again
pass me the lazerbeam
whoa then they
comin' with some m-16
i say now, lord
feel them on the right say
lord feel them on the left hand side too
and if you wan' wan' get
irie, yeah
meet me out in back
around a quarter onto two
i say now
pass me the lazerbeam
lord then they
comin' with some m-16
say now come again
pass them the lazerbeam
lord then they
comin' with some m-16
i say now
tell ya what i'm gonna do
when i wake up in jah morning
up up i rise yo' and then a i give a yawnin'
chalice in the right
i got the light up in the left hand
takin' a hit for the world
but then they feel a little righteous man
i'm ready to roll
them outta control
they come up to the window
they comin' along and they feel so fine
i say they puffin' on the indo'
they comin' in line
they comin' in time
they chant up on the mic
yes, they spend like a dime
and they feelin' so fine
they know they got to like it
say now
pass me the lazerbeam
lord then they
comin' with some m-16
say now come again
pass me the lazerbeam
lord then they
comin' with some m-16
yeah, say, lord
feel them on the right
lord feel them on the left hand side too
and if you wan' wan' get
irie, yeah
meet around the back
around a quarter to onto two
i say now
pass me the lazerbeam
comin with the
m-16
ramble...
budda a boom bye bye in a batty boy yeah
rude boy no forget him not the man the natty dread
boom bye bye in a batty boy yeah
rude boy no forget him not the man them natty dread
say this is not no bargain
they say this is not no deal
burn him up bad like an ol' tire will

i say now this is not no bargain
they say this is not no deal
burn him up bad like an ol' tire will
woman is the prettiest thing put on the land
put on the land now me say put on the land
i say now
woman is the prettiest thing put on the land
put on the land i say now put up on the land
but love is always alright
oh jah love
oh jah love
i say now
come an get some lovin'
in the early mornin' time
budda bye bye wantche batty boy head
but a rude boy not promote the nasty man an' wan' forget
budda bye bye wantche batty boy head
but a rude boy not promote the nasty man an' wan' forget
say this is not a bargain
they say this is not no deal
but a wicked man come tellin' me thatcha
is in love for real
this is not a bargain
yes and this is not a deal
yes i'm forgetting that
your in love for real
say woman is the greatest thing jah
put on the land
put on the land
me never use me left hand
woman is the greatest thing jah
put on the land
put on the land
me never use me left hand
but love is always alright
but you live just a little bit more
but love is always alright
but then you live just a little bit more

(also: kyle s.l.o. 2-23-02)
woman is the prettiest thing put up on the land
put up on the land now say now put up on the land
i say now
woman is the prettiest thing put on this land
put up on the land i say now put up on the land
i say now
girls and guns
both of them the same
one lick your body
and the other lick you brain
come again say
girls and guns
the two of them the same
one lick your body
and the other lick you brain
i say now
pass me the
pass it now
light up a spliff
i say now light up a spliff
i say now light up a spliff....