Tekster: South Park. Chef Aid. Simultaneous.

Baby, you know you're the one for me
And all that i want to be is..
You, and me, and Her, Simultaneous!
You and me, and Her, Simultaneous lovin' baby!
Two or three, Simultaneous, Ow, come on!

Have an open mind, pull my trigger down
Gimme the last Cold Turkey brass, make it fast
Take my ass to town.
Have an open mind, send my cares away
Ring my bells, jigga well, what the hell, Today's your lucky day!
You, and me, and Her, Simultaneous!
You and me, and Winona Ryder, Simultaneous lovin' baby!
Two or three, Simultaneous, Ow, come on!

Have an open mind, it's a normal thing to do
Don't be prude, just get nude, aww ya bein rude, i would do it for you!
Have an open mind, your the only one I love
These girls you see here, they don't mean anything, let's all get in da tub!
You, and me, and Her too, Simultaneous
You and me, and yo' mamma and yo' sister, Simultaneous lovin', baby!

Two or three, Simultaneous, Ow, come on!

Have an open mind, Don't be so mean to me
Call your sister, and your momma and your aunt, it's every man's fantasy
Have an open.. WHOH BABY! Put that knife away!
Don't be mad, i'll take it back, just like we can make love YOUR way
I'm talkin' bout You, and me
And some flowers and some wine, instantaneous
You, and me, and Whitney Houston, umm on the radio baby, on the radio!
Some candles, and some good feelings, just the 2 of us, aww fudge it..

I'm talking about You, and me! And her and her and her! Simultaneous!
You, and me! All the women in the house! Simultaneous Lovin!
Three, or Seven! Make it a Baker's dozen!
All the women in the house clap your hands, woooo..
Now that'd be a party, Ladies!