Tekster: South Park. Hey, People. You Gotta Drive Hybrids, Already..

Radio Broadcaster: Alright, all you dreamers and creamers out there in South Park. I'mmona play a song by a local artist that really made me think about my impact on the earth. This is Stan Marsh with "Hey, People. You Gotta Drive Hybrids, Already."

Stan:
Come on, people now, people now
People now, come on, people now
Got to drive hybrids, people now
Come on now, people now, people now
Hybrids are for people now, people now
Good for people driving people now
Get a hybrid, be good people now.

Guy: He's right.

Stan:
We have all got to be people now
People driving hybrid people now
People now, people now, hybrid now
Hybrid people driving people now
Come on people, let's be people now
Hybrid people driving people now
Come on, everybody, be people now.

Lady: Hey, Jimbo, you got a hybrid, too?
Jimbo: Yeah, I just wanted to... try to set an example, you know?
Lady: Yeah, I guess it's up to us to... show everyone the way! Good for YOU!
Jimbo: THANKS!

Mrs. Garrison: Can you believe some people still DON'T drive hybrids?
Randy: I KNOW! It's like, Earth to America! Hello? This is simple stuff here, gall!

Mr. Mackey: Well, from now on, I'm only going to associate with other hybrid car drivers. Everyone else is just ignorant, mmkay?

Guy 1: Good for YOU!
Guy 2: THANKS!

Randy: At least WE'RE smart enough to know better!
Guy: THANKS!

Stan:
Come on, everybody, be people now.