Tekster: South Park. Horny.

Voice: Production?
Sid: Its Sid Greenfield for Matt and Trey.
Voice: Hold on..
Matt: Hello?
Sid: Trey?
Matt: Oh no, this is Matt.
Sid: Matt.. it's Sid Greenfield
Matt: Oh, Hey Sid! What's going on man?
Sid: Uh, hello.. uh listen, uh man, okay, this is you and me talkin' here, okay? Okay, listen, I'm sitting here, bleeding out my ass.
Matt: Umm, right..
Sid: Okay.. and you know why, man?
Matt: Why?
Sid: Because of this Mousse T track.
Matt: Oh, horny horny horny?
Sid: Yeah, and you know, its, its gotta go on the Southpark Album.
Matt: Oh no dude, we've already talked about this, we hate this song..
Sid: No, i know you..
Matt: We've already talked about this!
Sid: I know you hate it, I hate it, everyone hates it.. but listen, we need this pop song on the album! This is what the kids wanna hear.. This is where the money's gonna be made!
Matt: I don't care about that!
Sid: I'm the only one who agrees with you, okay? This is huge in europe right now, and everyone in Europe hate you except for me, okay? I'm your, i'm your guy here, okay? Listen to me..
Matt: Right..
Sid: This song, is the best song ever written.
Matt: How can you say that?
Sid: What'd I say? Matt: 'This is the best song ever written.' Sid: I agree with you man! I agree with you right there, it is a great song, and I know that, i know its a great song..
Matt: Hold on, i'll.. Trey, Trey? They, they wanna put that uh, that Mousse T, that horny horny horny song, they wanna put in on the album.
Trey: No dude, we said no! I thought i told him no last week!
Sid: Okay Matt, Matt, listen.. you know what? This is just you and me talking, but Fuck trey.
Trey: This is Trey!
Sid: Okay Trey, listen to me.. this is you and me talking here, The Mousse T track, its gotta go on the album..
Trey: No!
Sid: Hello?
Trey: Hello.
Sid: Will you listen to this song just one more time?
Trey: No..
Sid: Okay, here it goes.. here it is.

I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
Sid: Are you listening?
Matt: This song sucks man!
Trey: This song sucks! We've already talked about this!
Sid: Listen, listen to this part..
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
Sid: Woooo!
Sid: You see that man! You gotta give it a chance.. Let it get under your skin.. You can't tell me that your feet ain't moving.
You've got me horny in the mornin' and you kno-o-ow..
I tried to call you, but I cannot find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet, but it rejected..
I wrote a letter, and I sent it with the po-o-ost.
The post it takes so long, I've got to sing this song..
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do..
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you!

I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Yeeeaah!
So horny.. horny, horny, horny.
I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.

Sid: Ooooh, feel it man.
So horny.. I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!

I searched from town to town, but I can't find my bird, oh no..
I got so desperate, that I sent a rocket to the moon.
In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues..
But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you.
I will keep searching on, this feeling's much too strong..
My heart is ringing, so I'm singing this song for you!

I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: You see that Matt? They're singing 'horny horny horny', but its actually a metaphor for being horny, its genious..
So horny.. horny, horny, horny.
I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Have you ever been horny, matt?
So horny.. I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!
Sid: Matt? Matt are you still listen.. Matt, are ya still listening?
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!
Sid: Arrgh, Son of a bitch! Matt, god dammit! Pick up the phone!
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..
Matt: I'm still here
Sid: Hi Matt.
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..
Sid: See, check this part out right here..
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..

The post it takes so long, I've got to sing this song..
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do..
Matt: We said no to this song, like, a month ago.. it sucks!
Sid: Listen Matt, you know i agree with your, you know I always agree with you, right?
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you!

Sid: Matt, you are wrong here!
I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
So horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Matt, you don't understand, its European!
Matt: I don't care about that!
I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: What if its the last song on the album?
Matt: No.
Sid: Okay, what if its the first song on the album?
Matt: No.
Sid: What if we get Deff Leppard do do it?
Matt: No!
Matt: All we wanted to do is have South Park Album..
Sid: I agree..
Matt: We didn't wanna pack it with bullshit, its bullshit
Sid: I agree! I mean, thats why, uh..
Matt: No, this song, is NOT going on the South Park Record! Its NOT going on the album!
Sid: Matt, Okay, listen, okay Matt.. this is you and me talking here, Matt.. You said no, you listened to it, you said no.. so i'm not gonna put it on the album. You know why Matt? Because i'm your guy.