Tekster: Television Personalities. They Could Have Been Bigger Than The Beatles. The Glittering Prizes.

In the past I always tried
But I never got amongst the glittering prizes
I put it down to confidence
Or something trendy like an emotional complex

But pretty soon I'm going to change
You won't recognize me
Glittering prizes for me

I wear a clean shirt every day
And I quite enjoy my job as an office boy
But the novelty begins to fade
'Cause I never get the chance
To play with the executive toys

But pretty soon I'm going to change
You won't recognize me
Glittering prizes for me