Tekster: Robbie Williams. Come join the band.

Come join the band
Come shag the damned
God I blow them away
A heart of chrome
A broken home
I got plenty to say

Who are you doing
Don't spoil my day
A bigger better often baby
He's on his way
You gotta love LA

I feel gigantic
Gonna burst a vein
I'm stoppin traffic
Cause they dig the fame
And I'm just the same

So Ebay baby haven't seen you lately
Do you still give it away
So get my peeps
Call your peeps
Cause we've got nothing to say
Don't feed the models
Don't look at police
Don't go to Crenshaw Boulet
Cause whitey can get fleeced God I love LA


I feel gigantic
Gonna burst a vein
I'm stoppin traffic
Cause I dig the fame
I'm hearing voices, voices
Gotta love LA California USA baby

Who you doing baby
Don't spoil my day
You've been gloating lately baby
And I dig LA I'd have to say

I feel gigantic
Gonna burst a vein
I'm stoppin traffic
I kinda dig the fame
I'm hearing voices, voices
I've gotta jumbo jay
Too many choices choices
Gotta love LA California
USA USA USA