all around This universe. I've seen fruitcakes. I saw this guy in santa Monica rollerskate naked through the crosswalk. down in new Orleans in the french
you know who i met at the hard rock saturday? and did you now he was gay?" shes dully impressed, she french inhales as a sick reply. "hes a really great guy
If I had to choose I could never really trust Any man wearing those funny French shoes. Funny French shoes, Funny French shoes, No man should be wearin' Those funny French
on Ha, you can't handle the whole weight Skin needs lotion, teeth need Colgate Wise up, you little burnt up French fry I'm that type of guy and I slammed
kick you in the nuts And watch your Christmas list whither and die!, Die! With friends like you With friends like you With a French IQ It's a wonder why a guy
Sunday? You know church fit then outfit Bright pink and green chest look house lit Bright pinky rings but that ain't about this What you ?bout bitch? Excuse my French
the cum off When I come off with the drum off Whatever the hell that meant...but I can still speak wit a accent A french accent Excuse my french but
harm in a minute talk? - Hey, good looking, I like your hair! - Hey, mister, you got a cigarette for me, huh? - Oh, sir, you speak French. - Parlez vous Fracais? - Hey guy
Why are all our heroes so imperfect The statue in the park has lost his crown William Faulkner drunk and depressed Dorothy Parker mean, drunk and depressed And that guy
; I have combed my hair. I thought this was a subway; no, it's a Love Train; nothing but couples everywhere. I'm standing in a museum; this guy is
Whether he'd win or lose But he looked silly as hell In those funny French shoes CHORUS Funny French shoes Funny French shoes No man should be wearin' Those funny French
tariyachi in all of his chatter I thought it wouldn't matter I almost made my own po-po platter (farts) ( with chinese accent)wo wo wo you a funny guy
Making babies, buying houses A French guy's name is on our trousers We used to be such rabble rousers Before the world revolved around us I've been domesticated
The French are glad to die for love. They delight in fighting duels. But I prefer a man who lives And gives expensive jewels. A kiss on the hand May be
. Aster Hey, Mrs. Aster, over here Hey, how was the trip? Is that the latest Paris style? Look, there's Colonel Vanderbilt Hey, Colonel, enjoyed those French
to your dorm in the morning There's like a line of kids waiting to get to the shower It's like, bunch of zombies just walking Uh, uh, uh, the guy with
that's the life I live the lonesome kicker Kickoffs can be so very scary Especially, if the returner breaks on through And I'm the only guy on the playing
, won't you pluck my grapes Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes? I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy Baby, baby, baby