[mostly noise vocals, except the chorus when SETH sing words from that gay dave mason song]
Windchimes are Gay!
valujet,valujet over prices you did quibble now the alligators nibble-valujet,valujet hitler should've thought of it now you're alligator shit-valujet,valujet you stupid fucking jew you
we've got nothing new to say we write the same song 30 times a day about how you're a cunt or you're dumb or you're gay but we'll keep writing them anyway [chorus:] you
you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be fucking dead [chorus:] you are a food critic [x4] you're old enough-to have bought "let it be" when it was new you
drive maybe if she did,your parents would still be alive now they're dead,and your sister too now you're an orphan, we'll make fun of you you are an
.-you can't shut up you don't wear pants-you can't shut up you can't shut up you have a beard-you can't shut up it looks real dumb-you can't shut up you
faggot [x4] you want to paint my walls pink,you want to give me a flowered sink you put a statue of holly johnson in my hall and a poster of joe bonni
your parents paid your tuition and bought you a beret you go to art school because you're fucking gay are you in college or 13th grade think of all the
you want to go to school you want a good job you want to get married you want to own a car [chorus:] you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals
YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU YOU, YOU KEEP A DIARY YOU POMPOUS
size and weight so you're shit out of luck [chorus:] you got date raped, date raped [x4] you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears but you
you live in a houseboat you're so poor it barely floats you live in a houseboat you're white trash you're fucking broke you live in a houseboat trailer
left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gays [chorus:] you look adopted [x4] you hate father and son picnics, you hate the p.t.a. you won't
you can't drive, your face is flat-gook,gook your eyes aren't straight, it's you i hate-gook,gook you pick rice, we bombed you twice-gook,gook [chorus:] you
you fucking fag you have a mustache you hang around with men and stare at thier ass [chorus:] you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball
you have a mustache,you called me on the phone you wear a beret and you sell colonge you wear colonge but you still smell bad you smell like shit from
you went to see dishwalla avd everclear,you're gay you're a fucking queer [x2]