Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer, from smoking too many cigarettes. But I must confess that he did quite profess to being the coolest motherfucker
I had a dream I had a dream tonight That I cut off a piece of the baby Jesus To offend my friends But the joke misfired, yes it did oh yes it did Cause
Well, once when I was eight everything was going great until my father, he tried to kill me. By the time that I was nine, my daddy was doing time,
What makes you think you can be so pretty? And what makes you think you can be so great? And what makes you think you can be so intelligent? And what
First they take the land Then they take the soil And with their bloody hands They dig for oil So fuck white people! (fuck white people!) Fuck white
I'm a lady killer And you're a pretty lady And that means I'm gonna kill you 'Cause you're a pretty lady And I'm a lady killer And that's just what lady
Oh my god there's scenesters everywhere With their hair gel and their vintage t-shirts Why didn't the shins come to phoenix? And why didn't mirah come
God made dirt and dirt don't hurt God made pants and God made shirts God made dirt and dirt don't hurt God made our lives so much worse So much fucking
I like telling dirty jokes, and I like smoking crystal meth, but darling I love you. And I like laughing at retards, and I like throwing rocks at