I Got A 12 Inch Dick & A Dozen Roses, and a pick up truck, hubba hubba hubba hey
I don't like poodles and potpourri Pastel colors ain't good on me I need a woman that I can squeeze These are the things that I believe I like John
Good evening, your dream is here for I am Carlos You think I?m sexy and your right, come a little closer I wont bite. I see the love that?s in your eyes
like he was havin' fun, until her skirt fell to the ground. I think he's dancin' with a man! The boys at the lodge won't understand. As they 2 stepped
He once shot a man just for snorin' Got outta bed and shot him dead Well his name was, I didnt know what his name was So we just called him Fred He was
I remember way back when i was just a boy, goin places with my mom and dad, It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act after six or seven beers
it He's a... Gay factory, worker from the south, He'll take what men pee out of and put it in his mouth. He works all day with a great big smile and
Come home It's been so long We're missing you at home So hang up that phone Cuz I'm coming back home Back home Come home It's been so long I can't hide
't like you anymore. Now he sings, Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore, 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney
When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain
I'm gettin married to my pickup truck it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer or want a divorce
who really loves his morning woooood He?s a man who really loves his morning woooood He?s a man who really loves his morning woooood YeeeeeHaaaa!! Rodney
(M)-We first met we made love every hour, now -A- days I always have to beg. (W)-When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, now -A- days it looks
She had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you she drove a 1973
We were young when we first met, And I won?t ever forget the way you made me feel that night back then, Little did I know my life had change forever
On the first nite in the tittie club we were checkin out all the chicks. There were black ones and white ones, bruinets and blondes, look at the size
Back in 1932 in a sleazy bordello Grandma worked her fingers to the bone While others were baking cookies Grandma was sellin' nookie to lonly men so
She likes to go hunting with her buddies She once killed a dear with just a stick She likes those smoky bars and rock gut whiskey And pull my fingers