Tekster:
Cledus T Judd If Shania Was Mine

Lyriske tekster

Cledus T. Judd. If Shania Was Mine. Cledus T. Judd. Hvis Shania var min.
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d do I'd be the lawn mowin' crop growin' Tater peelin' house cleanin' kind If Shania, if Shania, if Shania, If Shania, if Shania (ACK HACK) Now was that

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Lyriske tekster

Cledus T. Judd. If Shania Was Mine (Parody 'Any Man Of Mine' - Shania Twain). Cledus T. Judd. Hvis Shania var min (Parodi »Enhver Man Of Mine '- Shania Twain).
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(Chris Clark/Cledus T. Judd/Robert Lange/Shania Twain) If Shania was mine, wouldn't be proud of me, Couldn't hardly blame her 'cos I'm so durned ugly

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