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Eddie Haskill The Rhyming

[Hook] All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Occupying space through time And we give you "The Rhyming" Murdering mindlessness, lose consciousness

The situation's fucked up once again but different drama Sluts like to pretend but get turned to baby mommas So I'mma stick to stick and mingle with

I'm Eddie But his name is just a disguise Trying to getting me to find the wrong guy who committed the crime And I can only think the rhymes that were

when Eddie didn't have skill Talked about gats but Eddie didn't pack steel Learned from the mistakes until Eddie Had skill And I'mma keep it up until Eddie

one still I'm the original deal but a bit enhanced Never bankrupt like Adelphia not out hockey team is switching hands From one Millionaire to another Its Uncle Eddie Haskill

this is your host Mr. Haskill and I present to you "A Beautiful Rhyme" Similar to A Beautiful Mind in the sense that I'm a schizophrenic with rhymes (