(kinky friedman) Ol' ben lucas had a lot of mucus Comin' right out of his nose. He picked and picked till it made you sick But back again it grows.
When I was a lad and old Shep was a pup Over hills and meadows we?d stray Just a boy and his dog, we were both full of fun We grew up together that way
(kinky friedman & panama red) My heart is on my sleeve, Do you still believe ? Are you listenin' to the tide roll in, watchin' ships at sea ? When
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(roy edward burris, merle ronald haggard) We don't smoke marijuana in muskogee We don't take no trips on lsd We don't burn our draft cards down on main
(kinky friedman) Well, I'm here to say I got turned away from studio 54 Back to neon lights and lonely nights and saw-dust on the floor And if she ever
(tom paxton) He was a man and a friend always He stuck with me in the hard old days. He never cared if I had no dough, We rambled round in the rain and
(kinky friedman) Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ride, ride ?®em jewboy, Ride ?®em all around the old corral. I'm, I'm with you boy
Just a ragged kid in overalls, he thumbed a ride one day He told me, ?Anywhere you?re going is on my way? But as we passed by Big Al?s drive-in his eyes
(sheldon silverstein) Put another log on the fire, Cook me up some bacon and some beans, Go out to the car and change the tire, Wash my socks and sew
(kinky friedman, panama red) Jesus said to pilate, ?°remember the golden rule: Love thy neighbor, don't you step on my blue suede shoes.?± Pilate, he
(Kinky Friedman) Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ride, ride 'em Jewboy, Ride 'em all around the old corral. Oh, I'm, I'm with
(kinky friedman, shawn siegal) Yeah! yeah! yeah! Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Ra
(traditional) I ain't gonna work on the railroad Ain't gonna work on the farm Gonna lay round the shack Till the mail train comes back Roll in my sweet
Just a ship out on the ocean, a speck against the sky, Amelia earhart flying that sad day; With her partner, captain noonan, on the second of july Her
And I?d ride the Silver Eagle to the last town on the line Railroad ties are not my friend, the only ties that bind Just watch the troubled countryside
(kinky friedman) Jacob climbed the ladder, climbed it to the sky, Said, ?°people, what's the matter ? Heaven ain't so high, People, heaven ain't so
(kinky friedman & panama red) She climbed the stairs that mornin' Found him rather pale His eyes they were the color Of half-drunk ginger ale. Faithful