"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian." Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are
You know, if you'd tell me, I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick." [Drives off] Toll Booth Willie: "You fuckin' bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay the
: [Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!" Fireman Ray: [annoyed] "Why!?" Fatty: [Still whining horribly] "They're fun!" Fireman Ray: "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!" [Everyone laughing at
feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help you digest Oh, my little chicken People say you're using me In your heart you're
Then you look into my eyes And you realize How much I enjoy lovin' you I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you
me some Buddy!" "Buddy I said I was sorry!" "That's ok Buddy" [Two more guys enter] "Hey Dude!" "Hey Buddy!" "Dudes, you know this dude?" "What's up
you pluck my grapes Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes? I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew
voice] "But I like the stairs!" Fireman Ray: [annoyed] "Why!?" Fatty: [Still whining horribly] "They're fun!" Fireman Ray: "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!" [Everyone laughing at
I said what did I do To make you all so mad They said you got flabby arms And your breath is bad Then the green beans said You better run and hide But
gonna hang up!" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "I'm warning you!" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "Hullo!" [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: "Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!" [
love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help you digest Oh, my little chicken People say you're using me In your heart you're
wash their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself." "Number three - while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at
, Russel. Are you ok?" Russel: [Shouting] "HELL YEAH! We're up now! It's our turn to kick a little ass!" M3: "All right, Russel. I think you're up first
guy] Richie: "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl! You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born
Bryan?" "Good morning, Lisa." "Good to see ya, Tommy!" "Hey, good morning, Cyle! Nice new backpack!" "Watch your step now, Joseph." "Uhh, young man. Can I help you
Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [Sound of someone walking towards him] Gonna wax the floor Gonna make it shine Gonna
you." "Excuse me!" "Hello! The office is closed. So, if you wouldn't mind,.. Sir, what are you doing?" "Hey! Get off of me!" [Beating sounds] "You're
month. I had to shit all fucking day!" Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a pleasurable experience. So have you given any