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Weird Al Yankovic Here S Johnny

now Yah, yah, yah, do the Harlem polka She's got it Yeah baby, she's got it Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire What's your desire? Nasty, nasty boys

Oversættelse: Weird Al Yankovic. Her er Johnny.

Here's Johnny!" he says, and that's the way he gets his pay What a living Oh...(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) Wo-o-o, no (Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny